artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
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me after getting my bachelors in photography explaining to my girl why my meat is so small
Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchen
Get this away from me I swear to god
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (RPG Battle Arrangement)
Some stupid thing I arranged a long time ago.
i love this so much
This is the pinnacle. If this track came on when I went to fight a boss in some indie game, I would throw the controller, the TV, and the entire console out the window in a heartbeat and I wouldn’t even be mad about it, that would just be the natural progression of events.
90% of horse movies
- girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
- girl: dad can I keep it
- dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
- girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
- girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
- *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
- dad: how dare u
- girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
- girl: *enters race*
- girl: *wins*
- dad: u make me so proud
- horse: *whinnies*
I had a dream that I faked a video Game. Like I just made up vague facts and a concept for a game and it’s upcoming release, and people went wild for it and started getting excited for when it would come out. I had set up a fake indie developer website for it, a Twitter that I had loaded with followers through bots, and made a bunch of fake promo images and a fake trailer and eventually game news sites began picking up on it. And after a year of carefully grooming hype for it and convincing everyone it’s real through word of mouth and fake previews, Nintendo contacted me and said they wanted it on their console and I said yes, and then I went to E3 for announcements, told everyone it was all fake, and Reggie grew 40 feet tall and killed me
I fucking love the indie games industry
Truth be told this story is shitty, and why you can’t just trust any random friends with business ventures.
“This is going to be the worst video I’ve ever had to make… Ant Simulator is going to be canceled. I can’t work on Ant Simulator anymore. I recently found out my ex business partners were secretly stealing company money. They had secretly spent the overwhelming majority of both our Kickstarter money and the Ant Simulator investment money on liquor, restaurants, bars, and even strippers. This is the reason it has become exceedingly clear to me that I cannot have my career associated with these guys.”
It’s a shit situation. Some guy with a major amount of passion for his project (and a few others who shared this passion, which might’ve only be one other person) was manipulated and conned by people he thought were his friends.
Me, with my indie folk gf
Her: The cider on my tongue is hot with false rememberings and that’s what summer means to me
Me: Yo, what the fuck do you ever be talking about?
notch’s gradual transformation over the course of about five years from “beloved indie dev who surprises everyone with fun additions to his hip new game every friday” to “millionaire foot fetishist asshole who won’t stop saying progressively worse things on twitter” is pretty astounding